I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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