Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
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