Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
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He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
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The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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