what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
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dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
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It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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