Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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