just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I can't trust your balls anymore.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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