i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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