Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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