I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Randomize