I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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