i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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