how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
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She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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