Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I'm too high and old for this...
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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