You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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