ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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