that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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