The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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