Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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