ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Farmville is her only friend.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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