Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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