I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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