chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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