As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
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And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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