is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
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He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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