have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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