Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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