Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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