I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i barfeds in our rink
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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