you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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