Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
