who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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