they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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