My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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