have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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