CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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