these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
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