Do vagina's smell?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
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I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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