My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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