You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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