Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
