Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
It was confusing and full of hummus
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I AM VODKA MAN
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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