Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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