i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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