He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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