Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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