Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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