i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
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Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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