So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
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I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
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I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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