id be glad to
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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