it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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