# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
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