Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
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His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
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If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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