Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
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He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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