thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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