hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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